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Dice Demotivational Poster


FUTILITY -


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L


200 BUCKS WOULD BE NICE -


TAGS: pass go calendar monopoly dice
Rating: 4.85/5

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Robikus - September 17, 2011, 6:23 pm
I keep rolling the dice but can't even get a freaking upload. Maybe I should try inverting my pics since I live above the equator.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:51 am
Creativity at its fine5t...well done melon man!
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:39 am
Am I on Vermont? Connecticut? I believe that is HUD housing down there.
mariand - September 16, 2011, 1:17 am
GREAT... I'm between ICE and champ...fav'd
Sean - September 15, 2011, 11:45 pm
"amsome" ... boy does that take me back. You're (or should I say "your"?) the best, space. Keep the faith, man.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:32 pm
Amsome poster. 5L
pzykosiz - September 15, 2011, 6:43 pm
oooh, i'm in the upmarket area. 5L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2011, 5:35 pm
I like it. 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:13 pm
HA! I cost more than any of you!
Alixian - September 15, 2011, 10:28 am
Yay, I'm Pentonville Road, or for those in the US, Conneticut Avenue
champ99 - September 15, 2011, 9:40 am
Awe5ome. Faved.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:21 am
5adly "Community Chest" hasn't been the same since Cubby left


ARABS -




PATIENCE -




Other People's Children -




JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES -


TAGS: life time day joke religion profiling mistake prejudice human nature good evil god devil
Rating: 2.61/5

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what? - June 19, 2009, 3:34 am
i was supposed to comb my hair to the left all this time???
familyghost - May 17, 2009, 8:54 pm
I find this extra funny cause I was introduced to Heavy Metal and Trip Hop by a Jehovah's Witness.


COWARDICE -


TAGS: bite apple life cowardice calendar
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - June 14, 2012, 1:02 pm
lol.. hope you digest it well. thanks Gary
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:20 am
Well, gas, I have this apple sitting on my desk, for lunch. Excuse me, had this apple. Nice work as always.


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: temptation cowardice mark twain calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 1, 2012, 10:10 am
thx Gary!
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:31 am
Yup. Good to see yer stuff, Gas, always.


CHILDREN -




Memoirs Of An Amnesiac -


TAGS: racism bigotry prejudice struggle usa
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - November 10, 2014, 8:37 am
Amen. (I prefer being them)


EYE OF THE BEHOLDER -


TAGS: acts of cowardice can be seen as courage
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:23 pm
LOL!!


Bierce on Prejudice -




PLAN B -


TAGS: moo will rectify timmie and troll attitudes with extreme prejudice
Rating: 4.25/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:27 am
Isnt that halloween?
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 2:25 am
Actually we celebrate thanksgiving a month earlier then you people from the states
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:00 am

you familiar with ventriquilism?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:00 am
depends on where you try to stick your thumb
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
how do you thumb wrestle a turkey?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:57 am

Cranky - that is animal cruelty....wouldn't thumb wars make more sense? Think of the audience draw you could get...and the Canadian dollar is worth .03 cents more than the American dollar at todays rates
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
I just watched an episode of UGLY AMERICANS, with manbird fighting, your comment cracked me up
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
yes we celebrate it, but not like you guys do. we make the turkeys fight before we kill and eat em.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
Curiosity.... Do Canadians celebrate or even give a crap about Thanksgiving?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:31 am
I bet he is pulling at the chain again....lol
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:04 am
The muzzle belongs on his udder.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:55 am
god help them when the muzzle comes off.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:53 am
mega moooo!


BLACK AND WHITE -


TAGS: kids cute innocence stairs prejudice
Rating: 4.22/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 9:50 pm

You're not bad anymore? I'm disappointed ;(
carebear - March 12, 2012, 8:15 pm
(carebear BANNED)
crankyhead - March 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Not immediately, unfortunately.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 7:22 pm
(carebear BANNED)
crankyhead - March 12, 2012, 7:17 pm
1L bomber located, identified and dealt with. He/she hit about 40 posters today, not just yours. =)
carebear - March 12, 2012, 7:10 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
nice one... try to ignore the votes, and focus on the comments... it's much more rewarding, from my point of view.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 6:36 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:51 pm

I tried to vote for this one twice. 5 (sad) Ls.


SKITTLES -




CIVIL RIGHTS - Thank God this kinda crap's over and done w--whaaaa??


TAGS: civil rights race prejudice
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by okami

maoworks2 - October 29, 2011, 12:58 pm
A live and well
rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:45 am

I remember seeing signs like this as a kid.....too bad the attitude behind them didn;t go away with the signs


DICE - IT TAKES ALOT OF CUBES TO PLAY DICE THIS WAY!




THE KORAN - I own several copies. Read and re-read it. Compared to the hate and violence in the Bible--either Testament--this is a love song.


TAGS: koran bible religion hate prejudice
Rating: 1.5/5

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Hector - June 21, 2009, 9:26 pm
For a true taste of the absurdity of it all read the comic strip Jesus and Mo. Both the bible and the Quran/Koran are pick and choose to suit your mood. Skeptics annotated is a wonderful site - it's no Motifake, but then, what is?
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
*(or thereabouts)
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
You make an intersting point, okami. And if you go on the website called skeptic'sannotatedbible 9or thereabouts) you can easily compare the number and kind of such passages in the Bible to what is in the Koran.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
"raisin", "virgin" -- both can be delightful, but only one of the two is truly low maintenance.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 5:51 pm
Since Arabic doesn't use similar characters to English, there are multiple spellings of Arabic words when translated. Quran and Koran are both correct, Arkot.
Arkot - June 21, 2009, 9:43 am
I find it truly amazing that you misspelled qur’an even though it says it in the picture
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 5:13 pm
I have a copy of this holy book. I used it as toilet paper, on occasion. That's all it is good for.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 1:01 pm
How about if you just keep reading it instead of posting crap like this?
Jmac0585 - May 12, 2009, 6:31 pm
Is that why you have so many copies? So you could read it more than once?


Broccoli Handbag -




Prejudice -




TENZI -




Subsets -


TAGS: men women loser hatred predjudice
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

maoworks2 - December 31, 2015, 1:05 pm
I Don't Know About That !!
Zeul - December 31, 2015, 7:36 am
Oh now that's just wrong


Breaking Point -


TAGS: anger insult woman man prejudice
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pushkin - January 12, 2016, 10:46 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you're enjoying them. And thanks for the suggestion.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:30 pm
Push, I enjoy where yer goin’ with yer posters. If you give ‘em a nudge they’d be fav’able. Git an avatar. Scoot on over to the forum, namely ‘Poster Evolution’. Thumb thru. Get the gist. Play. It really stretches one’s capabilities. You’ll enjoy it.
Pushkin - January 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's right! Call her bluff.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 8:17 pm
pull the trigger...bytch
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:59 pm
Good one, mate.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2016, 2:13 am
No thanks, yer bleedin' highness.


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